So, I have a few stupid moments for you. Hopefully one off them will get you to laugh.
Me vs. Popcorn
Today we had a study/movie session for the freshman at CSU… ya no one came… But our boss had bought us bags of popcorn. So, just like any college student would decide, we decided to throw popcorn at each other and try to catch it in our mouths.
Tyler and I started off. We both had a bowl of popcorn in our hands. First one he threw at me, I leaned to the left to try to catch it, and in doing so, dumped my whole bowl of popcorn on the ground… O… and I missed the one he threw.
On Monday all the ambassadors meet together to discuss what we are gonna do that upcoming week. Well I got there after Cali and Tyler and took the chair in the corner of the office. I placed my coat on it and put my bag on the table in front of it. I went to the other side of the office to grab something; while I was doing this Hailey came in and headed towards my chair. I turned and said, “That’s my seat, you can’t sit there.” She said nothing, put her coat over mine and sat down. She turned around and smiled. I looked at her and said, “Bad choice.”
I left the room to make my cup of noodles and on my way back, I came up with a great plan…
I got back to the room and noticed the long line of people waiting to talk to our boss - she was actually talking to a professor at the moment. As I came into the office, I looked at Hailey and said, “Mrs. Hinshaw wants to see you. Seems pretty important.” Totally straight faced. She got up and said, ” Cali watch my seat.” She left, and I sat down in MY seat. Cali then asked, “What do you think she wants?” I smiled and said, “Ya, she doesn’t need to see her.” Tyler spun around in his chair and gave me a high five. Guess he knew right away what I was doing. Great minds think alike.
Turns out Hailey cut everyone in line and cut off the professor to ask Mrs. Hinshaw what she needed. I have never seen her have such a red face. When she got back she looked at me and said, “I’m never gonna believe you again.”
Rachel vs. the Buckle
So, I was giving my normal head hugs, when Rachel rudely commented on the buckle on my bag. See Rachel has two attitudes/faces. A “wow you’re and idiot” and a “I wanna laugh at you, but I won’t out loud.” So, she made a sarcastic comment saying, “You have a buckle on your bag.” I said, “Wow Rachel, thanks for noticing.” I turned around and pressed the button on my buckle so my bag would fall on her - she was on the couch with Lef. Well, the bag fell on her… oh, and my buckle whipped over my shoulder and hit her in the nose - metal seat belt buckle by the way. I busted out laughing, as did Lef, and I when I tried to pick up my bag it slipped, and the buckle went straight for her face again… Luckily, I caught it… But all I could think was… karma bitch…